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Making Your Home Their own and they will add an Odour That You will Never Forget!!!

The Smell of a Skunk Is only Sexy too Other Skunks 

When a Female Skunk Takes up Residence on your Property you can Expect Company!!!
In the Form of Many Male Skunks Coming to Service The Females.

While Female Skunks are Very Quiet and Careful as to not give away her location:

Under Your Shed, Deck or front porch Steps....

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"THat's IT!!!!!"Trista had had ENOUGH OF AUCKMED AND NED AND THAT DAMN SKUNK!!!!!! She picked up Auckmed. Soaked in beer from Ned, his toilet paper wrapping was quickly dissolving. Auckmed was dying...........poor Auckmed. A Single tear ran down Ned's face. He lifted his hat. Took off his glasses," shit, I juusst got (sniffle)sssome smoke in (sniffle)mmy eeye". Ned turned for a second and quickly wiped it away before anyone could see. "HEYYYYYYY"As he turned he saw Trista coming to the fire with Auckmed."WoOOOOW...STOP..... WAIT What Do YOU Think you're DOING? PUT AUCKMED DOWN RIGHT NOW.....I'M SERIOUUS DON'TT TTOUCHHH HIM HE'S INJURED HHHHEEEEE JJ-JJ-UST NEEDS TOOO RESSSTT!!!! THAT'S ALL....HE'S NOT GONE...... TRISTA WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU....WAIT!!!!!" Ned pleaded while he walked backwards in front of her. While she pressed forward glaring through Ned to Freeland and Gwenette's fire pit where Mike and Rianne, were all sitting. Katey and Fred, Colleen and Stone, Brandon and Nicole, Mick and Ron and I.
At the fire pit we watched the whole scene unfold."What's goin on? Why is he yelling?" I asked. Fred whispers, " Ned's in shit cause the skunk sprayed the trailer so Trista's going to burn Auckmed. She's pissed!!!!"
"She Won"t Throw It In The Fire.... She's Just Bluffing,"Mike reassures everyone.
"Yes she is"I said.
"Mike, She's Gonna Do It!" Gwenette countered.
"Nah.. she's just going to care him, she won't do it!" Rianne Chimed on Mike's behalf.
"I Don't Knooowww Rianne, She really does have that thing..... I Think She'll Do It" Colleen Decides!
So with our lines drawn ......

While waiting to see what happens next....... I whispered to Katey, "Katey..." I whispered, "From now on related every conversation to a Penis.."
"WHAAT?" Katey exclaimed!!!
"Whatever happens next.... and forever more relate ever conversation to a penis. You'll laugh all day long."
Just then we caught the end of Fred's conversation" yeah and the hitch was 18" long and get you'll never get that sucker off!!!" He was talking about his truck.
but what we heard was " Yeah the Penis was 18" long and get you'll never suck that off!!!" We were howling. this continued for a bit no one could figure out why Katey a beautiful woman, awesome mother and wife but reserved or maybe a little shy. But then compared to me anyone looks shy, lol. why this woman was literally in tears laughing her as off.
so she told them while giggling away."Christine, (chuckle) told me to relate everything you guys say to a penis....... you gotta try it....... it really works!!!!" Everyone started laughing as they remember what Fred had said.
OK MAYBE it wasn't the best time for me to put that Joke out on the table.

• Make a note:When friends are fighting it isn't good to be laughing........ while we were talking about them previously. We weren't talking about them at the time of laughter. We were having a hilarious Penis discussion. that's kind of hard to explain to them when they're having such a serious moment....... oops!

Trista and Ned are now at the fire pit........

"FFFFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLAAAAAANNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gwenette screamed!!!!
Freeland jumps up" WHATS WRONG?" YELLS "I Don't know what's going on tonight MAN PEOPLE ARE GETTING TO SERIOUS!" As he rounds the corner to see what the hell is going on..... Mike, Fred and Ron hot on his heels to help!!!!
Gwenette Yells" STOP FREELAND........... THERE'S A SKUNK!!!!!!!"
Freeland STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!!! Mike and Fred bounce into Freeland but Stop. Well NO ONE GAVE RON THE STOP TEXT!!!!!!
While Ron was leaving the fire he turns to everyone and says, " Don't worry us MEN'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!!" DOES THE FIST BANG IN THE CHEST and turns around....
SMACK!!!!!
Barrels right into Fred.... Mike.....and Freeland sending them flying. like a bowling ball too pins!!!
STRIKE!!!!!!
"Oh my GOD!!!!! FREELAND!!!!GWENETTE SCREAMS SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND EVER SO CALMLY WHISPERS "DON'T ....MOVE... "
EVERYONE STOPS AND LOOKS. "Fred whispers well this won't end well."
Mike whispers back yeah I think we're pretty screwed!"
Ron had barrelled Fred and Mike over who then sent Freeland flying right into the ass end off a skunk. He opened his eyes and turn just in time to get............
ALL YOU COULD HEAR WAS SSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLAAATT!!!!
Gwenette screams as the skunk runs under the very deck she is standing on. " YOU THINK YOU CAN SPRAY MY HUSBAND AND GET AWAY WITH IT?"
Slam.... opens Nicole's window, "why do I smell skunk? What the hell are yhou guys doing over there, anyway?" Nicole, who had just turned 70. I will tell you she looks like a hot 50 and a super great lady. Living life travelllin around in her moter home she was getting ready to leave for Florida soon.
"The Skunk sprayed Freeland right in the face. Like, he was only a foot away. FREELAND? R U OK? CAN YOU SEE?" Gwenette asked him, " Nicole, seriously it nailed him right square in the nose!" Gwenette exclaimed in disbelief of what had just happened.
With a very strong french accent that really only came out when she got excited or angry. Of which she was Both."RON......I'VE HAD ENOUGH...........YOU NEED TO GET RID OF THIS SKUNK NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!" Nicole demanded!!
"That weekend it was Ned and that damn doll get my trailer stinking like a skunk!!!!!
I Get Thee Smell gone, and what?
This week it's this one over here is jumping up and down on the deck making it spray her own husband in face, oh my god.......oh your all nuts................................. i tell u NUTS!!!!!"
By now she'd gotten she shoes and coat on and come out to observe the damage! "
"Gwenette.......my dear for future reference when you have a skunk in you deck, around your deck or..........Anywhere near your deck...........YOU DON'T JUMP UP AND DOWN!!!!!!!..........AND YOU MOST CERTAINLY DON'T SCREAM!!!........ GOT IT!!!!!!" NICOLE EXCLAIMED IN A CLEARLY FAIR PISSED OFF VOICE as she broke out laughing.
Freeland's eyes were just burning as he scrubbed down with a mixture of tomato juice, lemon and baking soda. Inside he could hear Ned and Trista still arguing about what had happened on one side, sex and penis talk at the fir pit and Ron setting a Live trap for the skunk. while Gwenette and Nicole and I bitched about the hoard funny smell that floated like a ghostly stink cloud around them.
Nicole says to Me "Boy Christine the skunk really got you eh?" I just laughed "Ooops I guess I got to spray down the area again........... damn skunk!" Nicole nodded back.
Freeland comes out of the trailer, still wiping his face with his towel but smelling a hell of a lot better. Freeland being the best mannered most good natured new fie I've ever met let out a new fie holler "WHHHHHHOOooooOOOOWWWWWYYYYY DID THAT EVER STINK!... MMMMYYYY LLOORRRD I NEVEER SMELT NOTHIN LIKE THAT....I'LL TELL YOU!! gwenette followed with the drinks. Purely relived that he was going to be OK.
The second she stepped on the deck she started fuming all over again about the skunk "Make sure you put enough bait in the trap Ron. I want him GONE!!!"
"Don't worry Gwenette I'll catch it for you tonight.... don't you worry!!" Ron reassured her as he walked with them back to the fire.
With skunk trap set and all smells vanquished everyone had replenished their drinks had their pees and had returned to the fire pit along with Ned and Trista who was still carrying Auckmed.
"Trista put Auckmed DOWN...." NED PLEADS
"OK" POOF AUCKMED GOES UP IN FLAMES.
NED FELL TO HIS KNEES "Why'D You Do It? What'd he ever do to you.........POOF AGAIN!!!
AND A PUFF OF GREEN SMOKE APPEARS FROM THE FIRE!
Out of the Green Cloud of smoke, something was RISING!!!
Fred yells to me, " Christine those weren't your special cookies we ate earlier right?"
I shook my head as I answered," NOPE This Is Really Happening..... this is in no way my fault I'm sure!!!!
It was AUCKMED NED'S FRIENDSHIP FOR HIM WAS SO POWERFUL THAT IT RETURNED HIM FROM THE DEAD......
Just Kidding he was a mummy stupid he was already dead. When Trista put him into the fire it released him from his toilet paper bonds allowing him to finally go to rest.
Before he disappeared back into the smoke. Auckmed had these final parting words for Ned,
In the squeakiest..... high pitched .....very femine voice he ssayss
"I LOVE YOU too MAN!!!! You're The Only One That Gets Me too! I'm so glad we're Friends!!! Maybe we'll hookup again on the otherside, thanks Trista bye everyone!!!"
POOF HE WAS GONE AND SO WAS THE SKUNK!!!

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***ALTHOUGH WE DO SPECIALISE IN COMPLETE BAT REMOVAL SERVICES WHICH WE HAVE SPENT 25 YEARS PERFECTING.WE HAVE ALSO BEEN REMOVING AND PROOFING FOR RACCOONS , SQUIRRELS, SKUNKS, MICE, RATS, POSSUM, BEES, BIRDS AND PIGEONS FOR JUST AS LONG.

DO SKUNKS HIBERNATE IN ONTARIO CANADA?

SKUNKS IN ONTARIO I WOULD SAY PARTIALLY HIBERNATE. 5 OR 6  Female Skunks will stay in a Skunk Den at a time. Being Females they know how to work together to get things done. They can stay in the den and sleep for a week at a time in the coldest days of winter.

Male Skunks will have their own den. Males are only around for the act and that's it they're out of there. A Males Skunks Sole Job is to have Sex!   No wonder Peppy Le Pew was Such a Ladies Man

Right now Skunks are waiting for spring and some fresh food stores to go with the mice that they've been eating from under your shed.


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**The only well-documented cases of rabies caused by human-to-human transmission occurred among eight recipients of transplanted corneas, and among three recipients of solid organs. Guidelines for acceptance of suitable cornea and organ donations, as well as the rarity of human rabies in Canada, reduce this risk.

• In addition to transmission from cornea and organ transplants, bite and non-bite exposures inflicted by infected humans could theoretically transmit rabies, but no such cases have been documented. Casual contact, such as touching a person with rabies or contact with non-infectious fluid or tissue (urine, blood, feces) does not constitute an exposure and does not require postexposure prophylaxis.
• In addition, contact with someone who is receiving rabies vaccination does not constitute rabies exposure and does not require postexposure prophylaxis.

• The rabies virus is transmitted through saliva or brain/nervous system tissue. You can only get rabies by coming in contact with these specific bodily excretions and tissues.
• It's important to remember that rabies is a medical urgency but not an emergency. Decisions should not be delayed.
• Wash any wounds immediately. One of the most effective ways to decrease the chance for infection is to wash the wound thoroughly with soap and water.
• See your doctor for attention for any trauma due to an animal attack before considering the need for rabies vaccination.
• Your doctor, possibly in consultation with your local health department, will decide if you need a rabies vaccination. Decisions to start vaccination, known as postexposure prophylaxis (PEP), will be based on your type of exposure and the animal you were exposed to, as well as laboratory and surveillance information for the geographic area where the exposure occurred.

In Canada, postexposure prophylaxis consists of a regimen of one dose of immune globulin and four doses of rabies vaccine over a 14-day period. Rabies immune globulin and the first dose of rabies vaccine should be given by your health care provider as soon as possible after exposure. Additional doses or rabies vaccine should be given on days 3, 7, and 14 after the first vaccination. Current vaccines are relatively painless and are given in your arm, like a flu or tetanus vaccine.

What materials can spread rabies?

Rabies virus is transmitted through saliva and brain/nervous system tissue. Only these specific bodily excretions and tissues transmit rabies virus. If contact with either of these has occurred, the type of exposure should be evaluated to determine if postexposure prophylaxis is necessary.
Contact such as petting or handling an animal, or contact with blood, urine or feces does not constitute an exposure. No postexposure prophylaxis is needed in these situations.
Rabies virus becomes noninfectious when it dries out and when it is exposed to sunlight. Different environmental conditions affect the rate at which the virus becomes inactive, but in general, if the material containing the virus is dry, the virus can be considered noninfectious.
***If you believe you have had a animal carrying rabies in your home call us to take care of any contaminated areas or materials!!!!

What kind of animal did you come in contact with?

Any mammal can get rabies. The most common wild reservoirs of rabies are raccoons, skunks, bats, foxes, and coyotes. Domestic mammals can also get rabies. Cats, cattle, and dogs are the most frequently reported rabid domestic animals in Canada.
You should seek medical attention for any animal bite. One important factor in deciding if you should have postexposure prophylaxis will be if the animal can be found and held for observation.

Animal Type to Postexposure Prophylaxis

Animal Type	Evaluation and Disposition of Animal	Postexposure Prophylaxis Recommendations
Dogs, cats, and ferrets	Healthy and available for 10 day observation	Persons should not begin vaccination unless animal develops clinical signs of rabies
	Rabid or suspected rabid	Immediately vaccinate
	Unknown (escaped)	Consult public health officials
Raccoons, skunks, foxes, and most other carnivores; Bats	Regarded as rabid unless animal is proven negative by laboratory test	Consider immediate vaccination
Livestock, horses, rodents, rabbits and hares, and other mammals	Consider individually	Consult public health officials. Bites of squirrels, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, chipmunks, rats, mice, other small rodents, rabbits, and hares almost never require rabies postexposure prophylaxis.

The quarantine period is a precaution against the remote possibility that an animal may appear healthy, but actually be sick with rabies.
The likelihood of rabies in a domestic animal varies by region; hence, the need for postexposure prophylaxis also varies. In Canada, rabies among dogs is reported sporadically in Provinces where there is reported rabies in wildlife.

What type of exposure occurred?

Rabies is transmitted only when the virus is introduced into a bite wound, open cuts in skin, or onto mucous membranes such as the mouth or eyes.
Other factors to consider when evaluating a potential rabies exposure include the natural occurence in the area, the biting animal's history and current health status (e.g., abnormal behavior, signs of illness), and the potential for the animal to be exposed to rabies (e.g., presence of an unexplained wound or history of exposure to a rabid animal).
A currently vaccinated dog, cat, or ferret is unlikely to become infected with rabies.
When an exposure has occurred, the likelihood of rabies infection varies with the nature and extent of that exposure. Under most circumstances, two categories of exposure -- bite and nonbite -- should be considered.

Bite

Any penetration of the skin by teeth constitutes a bite exposure. All bites, regardless of body site, represent a potential risk of rabies transmission, but that risk varies with the species of biting animal, the anatomic site of the bite, and the severity of the wound.
Bites by some animals, such as bats, can inflict minor injury and thus be difficult to detect.
Was the bite from a provoked or an unprovoked attack? Bites inflicted on a person attempting to feed or handle an apparently healthy animal should generally be regarded as provoked. If it was an unprovoked attack, that's more likely to indicate that the animal is rabid.

Nonbite

The contamination of open wounds, abrasions, mucous membranes, or theoretically, scratches (potentially contaminated with infectious material from a rabid animal) constitutes a nonbite exposure.
Nonbite exposures from terrestrial animals rarely cause rabies. However, occasional reports of rabies transmission by nonbite exposures suggest that such exposures should be evaluated for possible postexposure prophylaxis administration.
Other contact by itself, such as petting a rabid animal and contact with blood, urine, or feces of a rabid animal, does not constitute an exposure and is not an indication for postexposure vaccination.

Is the animal available for testing?

A healthy domestic dog, cat, or ferret that bites a person should be confined and observed for 10 days. Any illness in the animal during the confinement period or before release should be evaluated by a veterinarian and reported immediately to the local public health department.
If signs suggestive of rabies develop, postexposure prophylaxis should be initiated. The animal should be euthanized and its head removed and shipped, under refrigeration, for examination by a qualified laboratory.
If the biting animal is stray or unwanted, it should either be confined and observed for 10 days or be euthanized immediately and submitted for rabies examination.
Skunks, raccoons, foxes and bats that bite humans should be euthanized and tested as soon as possible. The length of time between rabies virus appearing in the saliva and onset of symptoms is unknown for these animals and holding them for observation is not acceptable.
After exposure to wildlife in which rabies is suspected, prophylaxis is warranted in most circumstances. Because the period of rabies virus shedding in wild animal hybrids is unknown, these animals should be euthanized and tested rather than confined and observed when they bite humans.
Vaccination should be discontinued if tests of the involved animal are negative for rabies infection.

What is the risk for my pet?

Any animal bitten or scratched by either a wild, carnivorous mammal or a bat that is not available for testing should be regarded as having been exposed to rabies.
Unvaccinated dogs, cats, and ferrets exposed to a rabid animal should be euthanized immediately. If the owner is unwilling to have this done, the animal should be placed in strict isolation for 6 months and vaccinated 1 month before being released.
Animals with expired vaccinations need to be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Dogs and cats that are currently vaccinated are kept under observation for 45 days.
Small mammals such as squirrels, rats, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, chipmunks, rabbits, and hares are almost never found to be infected with rabies and have not been known to cause rabies among humans in Canada. Bites by these animals are usually not considered a risk of rabies unless the animal was sick or behaving in any unusual manner and rabies is widespread in your area.
Although groundhogs were known in 1985 to be solely responsible for the rabies scare at that time.

What are the signs and symptoms of rabies?

The first symptoms of rabies may be very similar to those of the flu including general weakness or discomfort, fever, or headache. These symptoms may last for days.
There may be also discomfort or a prickling or itching sensation at the site of bite, progressing within days to symptoms of cerebral dysfunction, anxiety, confusion, agitation. As the disease progresses, the person may experience delirium, abnormal behavior, hallucinations, and insomnia.
The acute period of disease typically ends after 2 to 10 days. Once clinical signs of rabies appear, the disease is nearly always fatal, and treatment is typically supportive.
Disease prevention includes administration of both passive antibody, through an injection of human immune globulin and a round of injections with rabies vaccine.
Once a person begins to exhibit signs of the disease, survival is rare. To date less than 10 documented cases of human survival from clinical rabies have been reported and only two have not had a history of pre- or postexposure prophylaxis.

If you have any further questions about Rabies you should concult your local health department.
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SKUNK 12" AWAY SPRAYS MAN IN THE FACE

CARDBOARD CUTOUTS DO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS:AUCKMED LIVES!!!!


"THat's IT!!!!!"Trista had had ENOUGH OF AUCKMED AND NED AND THAT DAMN SKUNK!!!!!! She picked up Auckmed. Soaked in beer from Ned, his toilet paper wrapping was quickly dissolving. Auckmed was dying...........poor Auckmed. A Single tear ran down Ned's face. He lifted his hat. Took off his glasses," shit, I juusst got (sniffle)sssome smoke in (sniffle)mmy eeye". Ned turned for a second and quickly wiped it away before anyone could see. "HEYYYYYYY"As he turned he saw Trista coming to the fire with Auckmed."WoOOOOW...STOP..... WAIT What Do YOU Think you're DOING? PUT AUCKMED DOWN RIGHT NOW.....I'M SERIOUUS DON'TT TTOUCHHH HIM HE'S INJURED HHHHEEEEE JJ-JJ-UST NEEDS TOOO RESSSTT!!!! THAT'S ALL....HE'S NOT GONE...... TRISTA WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU....WAIT!!!!!" Ned pleaded while he walked backwards in front of her. While she pressed forward glaring through Ned to Freeland and Gwenette's fire pit where Mike and Rianne, were all sitting. Katey and Fred, Colleen and Stone, Brandon and Nicole, Mick and Ron and I.
At the fire pit we watched the whole scene unfold."What's goin on? Why is he yelling?" I asked. Fred whispers, " Ned's in shit cause the skunk sprayed the trailer so Trista's going to burn Auckmed. She's pissed!!!!"
"She Won"t Throw It In The Fire.... She's Just Bluffing,"Mike reassures everyone.
"Yes she is"I said.
"Mike, She's Gonna Do It!" Gwenette countered.
"Nah.. she's just going to care him, she won't do it!" Rianne Chimed on Mike's behalf.
"I Don't Knooowww Rianne, She really does have that thing..... I Think She'll Do It" Colleen Decides!
So with our lines drawn ......

While waiting to see what happens next....... I whispered to Katey, "Katey..." I whispered, "From now on related every conversation to a Penis.."
"WHAAT?" Katey exclaimed!!!
"Whatever happens next.... and forever more relate ever conversation to a penis. You'll laugh all day long."
Just then we caught the end of Fred's conversation" yeah and the hitch was 18" long and get you'll never get that sucker off!!!" He was talking about his truck.
but what we heard was " Yeah the Penis was 18" long and get you'll never suck that off!!!" We were howling. this continued for a bit no one could figure out why Katey a beautiful woman, awesome mother and wife but reserved or maybe a little shy. But then compared to me anyone looks shy, lol. why this woman was literally in tears laughing her as off.
so she told them while giggling away."Christine, (chuckle) told me to relate everything you guys say to a penis....... you gotta try it....... it really works!!!!" Everyone started laughing as they remember what Fred had said.
OK MAYBE it wasn't the best time for me to put that Joke out on the table.

• Make a note:When friends are fighting it isn't good to be laughing........ while we were talking about them previously. We weren't talking about them at the time of laughter. We were having a hilarious Penis discussion. that's kind of hard to explain to them when they're having such a serious moment....... oops!

Trista and Ned are now at the fire pit........

"FFFFFFRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLAAAAAANNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gwenette screamed!!!!
Freeland jumps up" WHATS WRONG?" YELLS "I Don't know what's going on tonight MAN PEOPLE ARE GETTING TO SERIOUS!" As he rounds the corner to see what the hell is going on..... Mike, Fred and Ron hot on his heels to help!!!!
Gwenette Yells" STOP FREELAND........... THERE'S A SKUNK!!!!!!!"
Freeland STOPS DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!!! Mike and Fred bounce into Freeland but Stop. Well NO ONE GAVE RON THE STOP TEXT!!!!!!
While Ron was leaving the fire he turns to everyone and says, " Don't worry us MEN'LL TAKE CARE OF IT!!!" DOES THE FIST BANG IN THE CHEST and turns around....
SMACK!!!!!
Barrels right into Fred.... Mike.....and Freeland sending them flying. like a bowling ball too pins!!!
STRIKE!!!!!!
"Oh my GOD!!!!! FREELAND!!!!GWENETTE SCREAMS SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND EVER SO CALMLY WHISPERS "DON'T ....MOVE... "
EVERYONE STOPS AND LOOKS. "Fred whispers well this won't end well."
Mike whispers back yeah I think we're pretty screwed!"
Ron had barrelled Fred and Mike over who then sent Freeland flying right into the ass end off a skunk. He opened his eyes and turn just in time to get............
ALL YOU COULD HEAR WAS SSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLAAATT!!!!
Gwenette screams as the skunk runs under the very deck she is standing on. " YOU THINK YOU CAN SPRAY MY HUSBAND AND GET AWAY WITH IT?"
Slam.... opens Nicole's window, "why do I smell skunk? What the hell are yhou guys doing over there, anyway?" Nicole, who had just turned 70. I will tell you she looks like a hot 50 and a super great lady. Living life travelllin around in her moter home she was getting ready to leave for Florida soon.
"The Skunk sprayed Freeland right in the face. Like, he was only a foot away. FREELAND? R U OK? CAN YOU SEE?" Gwenette asked him, " Nicole, seriously it nailed him right square in the nose!" Gwenette exclaimed in disbelief of what had just happened.
With a very strong french accent that really only came out when she got excited or angry. Of which she was Both."RON......I'VE HAD ENOUGH...........YOU NEED TO GET RID OF THIS SKUNK NOW!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!" Nicole demanded!!
"That weekend it was Ned and that damn doll get my trailer stinking like a skunk!!!!!
I Get Thee Smell gone, and what?
This week it's this one over here is jumping up and down on the deck making it spray her own husband in face, oh my god.......oh your all nuts................................. i tell u NUTS!!!!!"
By now she'd gotten she shoes and coat on and come out to observe the damage! "
"Gwenette.......my dear for future reference when you have a skunk in you deck, around your deck or..........Anywhere near your deck...........YOU DON'T JUMP UP AND DOWN!!!!!!!..........AND YOU MOST CERTAINLY DON'T SCREAM!!!........ GOT IT!!!!!!" NICOLE EXCLAIMED IN A CLEARLY FAIR PISSED OFF VOICE as she broke out laughing.
Freeland's eyes were just burning as he scrubbed down with a mixture of tomato juice, lemon and baking soda. Inside he could hear Ned and Trista still arguing about what had happened on one side, sex and penis talk at the fir pit and Ron setting a Live trap for the skunk. while Gwenette and Nicole and I bitched about the hoard funny smell that floated like a ghostly stink cloud around them.
Nicole says to Me "Boy Christine the skunk really got you eh?" I just laughed "Ooops I guess I got to spray down the area again........... damn skunk!" Nicole nodded back.
Freeland comes out of the trailer, still wiping his face with his towel but smelling a hell of a lot better. Freeland being the best mannered most good natured new fie I've ever met let out a new fie holler "WHHHHHHOOooooOOOOWWWWWYYYYY DID THAT EVER STINK!... MMMMYYYY LLOORRRD I NEVEER SMELT NOTHIN LIKE THAT....I'LL TELL YOU!! gwenette followed with the drinks. Purely relived that he was going to be OK.
The second she stepped on the deck she started fuming all over again about the skunk "Make sure you put enough bait in the trap Ron. I want him GONE!!!"
"Don't worry Gwenette I'll catch it for you tonight.... don't you worry!!" Ron reassured her as he walked with them back to the fire.
With skunk trap set and all smells vanquished everyone had replenished their drinks had their pees and had returned to the fire pit along with Ned and Trista who was still carrying Auckmed.
"Trista put Auckmed DOWN...." NED PLEADS
"OK" POOF AUCKMED GOES UP IN FLAMES.
NED FELL TO HIS KNEES "Why'D You Do It? What'd he ever do to you.........POOF AGAIN!!!
AND A PUFF OF GREEN SMOKE APPEARS FROM THE FIRE!
Out of the Green Cloud of smoke, something was RISING!!!
Fred yells to me, " Christine those weren't your special cookies we ate earlier right?"
I shook my head as I answered," NOPE This Is Really Happening..... this is in no way my fault I'm sure!!!!
It was AUCKMED NED'S FRIENDSHIP FOR HIM WAS SO POWERFUL THAT IT RETURNED HIM FROM THE DEAD......
Just Kidding he was a mummy stupid he was already dead. When Trista put him into the fire it released him from his toilet paper bonds allowing him to finally go to rest.
Before he disappeared back into the smoke. Auckmed had these final parting words for Ned,
In the squeakiest..... high pitched .....very femine voice he ssayss
"I LOVE YOU too MAN!!!! You're The Only One That Gets Me too! I'm so glad we're Friends!!! Maybe we'll hookup again on the otherside, thanks Trista bye everyone!!!"
POOF HE WAS GONE AND SO WAS THE SKUNK!!!

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***ALTHOUGH WE DO SPECIALISE IN COMPLETE BAT REMOVAL SERVICES WHICH WE HAVE SPENT 25 YEARS PERFECTING.WE HAVE ALSO BEEN REMOVING AND PROOFING FOR RACCOONS , SQUIRRELS, SKUNKS, MICE, RATS, POSSUM, BEES, BIRDS AND PIGEONS FOR JUST AS LONG.

One Skunk's spray can destroy your home

It was 3:00am morning on a Foggy October Saturday Night. Ned And Auckmed stumbled into the trailer. "So Auckmed what kind of sandwich do you want?" Ned Asked as he opened the fridge door looking to see what goodies Trista had left them. "Ohhhhh we're gonna eat good tonight" Ned sings as he dances away from the fridge with arms full of plates of left over pork and beef, pickles, mustard, bread and onions. He dumps his finds onto the island still dancing does a John Travolta Saturday night fever move with a butt bump banging the fridge door closed. Making allot of UNINTENTIONAL noise. " Oh Shit!!! Auckmed quite making so much noise man your goin to wake up the Warden!!!!" Ned whispers as he tip toes over to the doorway motioning with his finger to his mouth for Auckmed to be quite signalling like in a army mission to stay low. Trying to see if the noise had woken Trista. A minute goes by and Ed turns and gives Auckmed the thumbs up signal. "I think we're in the clear Auckmed...phew that was close!" Whispers and goes back to quietly bogeying with Auckmed while they made their sandwiches. Auckmed need he was drunk when Ned came out with " I LOVE YOU MAN!!!! You're The Only One That Gets Me! I'm so glad we're Friends!!!"
"What The HECK is Going on Out There?" Causing Ned too stumble with the bun he was buttering almost dropping it, Sending his hip into the silverware drawer. Slamming it shut crashing all of the silverware to the back of the drawer." Ned! Come to bed! Who ARE you talking to?" Trista yelled from the bedroom!
"Don't worry Hun... I'm just making Auckmed and I a sandwich all I'll be in soon." Ned said ever so sweetly. Trista almost levitates into the kitchen to where Ned and Auckmed are. "What the Hell do you mean, you and Auckmed?" She says as she stands in front of them. Hands on her hips just glaring at them both.

OK pause...
Before I go any farther with this story, I'd like to give you a little insight into Ned and Trista. Ned was a strikingly tall handsome man, his kind and masculine features sporting Glasses and a Hat. He always has a racing hat with Jeff Gordon's number or Race Car on it. Ned loved Trista with all of his heart, but racing was a scary second. good thing Trista loved racing to. Which made them even more cool.
Ned and Trista loved and valued their family and friends. They were the hit of the park that they stayed at in the summer. Trista would get together with her girls Glenette and Katey. they would plan fin events like Christmas in July, Halloween Parade and the High Society Event of the Summer the Redneck Games and Awards. On top of that her was a huge supporter of the Cancer Walks and Organizing Fundraisers to Raise Money to fight Breast Cancer. Ned always supported Trista with everything as he was just so proud of her and what she was doing.They are one of the best natured well adjusted families on the verge of perfection you could say.
Which is What she was it vision of. With beautiful (real) long Lushes Blonde Hair. She had a kick ass body to boot.With her Daughter in college Tasha following in the family beauty traits. Which drove Ned crazy sometimes, "It's hard having a knockout for a daughter, you know... " He confided to me one night while sitting at the fire. Of course he also proceeded to tell me his most famous line after a bunch of Carling which was, you got it: " I LOVE YOU MAN!!!! You're The Only One That Gets Me! I'm so glad we're Friends!!!"
and he put more wood on the fire. They also had a teenage Son Jackson. He was growing up the spitting image of his Dad.This was a big summer for him. Ned finally let him drive the boat on his own and this was his first year of high school.
Another sport that Ned loved was fishing. you would forever see him and Jackson fishing up and down the river in his boat or on the motorized raft he had made. It was really cool it had a pool slide on it. Ned would move the raft out into the middle of the river an the kids would use the slide.

OK unpause....
"What the Hell do you mean, you and Auckmed?" She says as she stands in front of them. Hands on her hips just glaring at them both. SHE had to get up in the morning a hell of allot earlier then he did. As she fumed at him, "AUCKMED? REALLY???? You're making a sandwich for Auckmed!!!!"
Trista grabbed Auckmed by the head picked him up and threw him out of the trailer!!! Ed Gasped" Oh My God What Did You do That For?....YOU HURT HIM...... TRISTA HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?" he Yelled!! AND HE SCRAMBLED OUT OF DOOR TO CHECK ON AUCKMED!
Trista followed him out the door.
"NED..... you are Kidding right?
YOU GET THAT AUCKMED IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT!!!!!!!! HE'S A HALLOWEEN MUMMY THAT YOU WON AT MY FUNDRAISER AND NOW YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE TO, FAR, NED!!!!!!!" She said in complete disbelief of this entire situation. As she finds Ned Coddling the Cardboard cutout he had named Auckmed, gently wiping a cobweb from "Auckmed's toilet paper covered face.
"THAT'S IT!!!! NED, YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE BUNKY TONIGHT WITH YOUR BUDDY AUCKMED. SEE IF HE KEEPS YOU WARM TONIGHT!!!!" she said growled and turned to go into the trailer.
"Fine then.... you know what? I love him man!!!! He's The Only One That Gets Me! he's much better company any!!! And I'm so glad we're Friends!!!" He says as he take Auckmed into the bunky.
Ned Cracks open a beer to share with Auckmed. Getting ready to get settled in for the night when..... Trista lets out a scream! causing Ned to spill his beer all over Auckmed. Being let 50% of him was made out of toilet paper this wasn't good!!!!!
He couldn't worry about that right now. Especially since he had just thought Auckmed up to screw with Trista. He comes out of the bunky to A WALL OF STINK!!!! It acutally took his breath away!!!! He sticks his head back in the bunky for a breath of fresh air. bed goes to where Trista is standing at the door sobbing and crying hunched over in her bathrobe gagging and pointing at the trailer doorway. which when she came out she forgot to shut!
"YOU LET A SKUNK GET INTO THE TRAILER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME A SKUNK JUST SPRAYED ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF OUR BRAND NEW 2013 $120000 GEOREOUS TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ned exclaimed dumbfounded!!! That summer they had finally got their dream trailer and it was a dream trailer everything you could ever need and lots oroom to boot! Especially for a skunk to spray.
Trista was covered she had walked in the door and alomst stepped on it. When skunks get scared they spray, and spray and you got it spray!!!! I'm in the business and I had never smelt anything that bad. Worse she had a Charity Fundraising Dance the following night!!"Don't Worry Hun, we'll fix it!!! I'll go and get Ron and Christine right now!!!! you don't have to cry, I'm sorry!!!!" Ned said as he ran down the street to wake up Ron and I to get the Skunk out his trailer and The Skunk Smell off of his wife.
By now the whole park reakked of Skunk Stink!!!
It's now 3:10am do you remember...
in the last story because they were haviong fun the time seemed to fly. Well this proves my point further cause 10 minuites in that sinky hell felt like an eternity.
Ron and I walk up to the scene to find:
Ned With a Glade Air Freshener Spraying down Trista while taking a drink of his beer. To rid to the skunk taste in his mouth , of course!!!! Anyother reason would be Wrong!
Trista looking tear stained and dishevelled mumbling to herself how she was going to"KILL AUCKMED, HOW CAN AUKMED EAT A SANDWICH, I NEEDED TO GET UP EARLY IN THE MORNING......NED..... if you spray me one more time with that f@#$in bottle I"m going to kick your ASS!!!!
"Wow, Trista....... Ron's going to go in and Net The Skunk She's already Sprayed everything. I can't believe that she would have any spray left. So everyone stand back and let Ron do his Job. Ron's job by the way was:
Removing Animals such as:
Skunks, |Possum, Raccoons, Bats, Mice, Rats, Groundhogs, Chipmunks, rabbits, pigeons and birds in Bathroom and Kitchen Vents, Roof Vents, Attic,Soffits, Chimenys, Eves, Under Deck, Porch, Front Steps, Shed, Out Building(s), Pool House, Add-A-Room or Addition.Under cement steps, porch, interlocking walkway or driveway.

So Ron Grabs his net and goes in. Well, I was wrong, she still had some juice left in her. Boy, oh.. Boy.... Did that skunk spray. Ron had to chase it around the inside of the trailer. The skunk ran
under the table between the chair legs and made Ron's net usless! seeing a napsack laying on the floor unzipped....
He went for it!!! Ron Grabs the napsack with one hand while he pulls the chair out from under the
tableleaving the skunk open............Ron opens the napsack.................... the skunk lifts her tail.............Ron swoops the skunk into the napsack and zipps it up ...........SPLATTTTTTTTTTT....... AS THE SPRAY HITS THE INSIDE OF THE BAG!!!
Like right out of ghostbusters Ron walks comes to the door of the trailer holding the napsack by the strap out in front of him. Everyone started backing up a clearing a path for ron to get to his truck so he could relocated the skunk to a bush where she would be a nuicence to anyone.
"CHRISTINE........ HAVE THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET RID OF THIS STINK OUT OF MY TRAILER?" Ned Whined he had Auckmed with him.
"NEVER MIND FOR F'IN TRAILER..... NED, MY FUNDRAISER IS TOMORROW WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO?????????"

WAYS THAT WORK TO GET TID OF SKUNK SMELL:

• BLEACH OR AMONIA MIXED WITH SOME ULTRA LIQUID TIDE YOU CAN USE THIS COMBINATION TO CLEAN WALLS, FLOORS CEILINGS OF YOUR TRAILER, HOUSE, SHED, ETC.
• ONCE SKUNK SMELL GETS INTO YOUR DUCTWORK YOUR SCREWED IT'LL GO THROUGHOUT YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE THROUGH YOUR FURNACE. SO USE A SPRAY BOTTLE OF THE ABOVE SOLUTION AND SPRAY DOWN YOUR REGISTERS, INTO YOUR DUCTS AND FANS, AND YOUR FURANCE SCREENS. YOU'LL REALLY NOTICA A DIFFERENCE. TAKE A CLOTH SOAKED IN THE SAME SOLUTION AND PLACE IN REGISTERS AND DUCTS. THEY WILL ABSORB THE SMELL.
• IF YOU ARE BRAVE YOU CAN USE A LITTLE ULTRA TIDE IN THE SHOWER TO GET RID OF THE SKUNK SMELL FROM YOUR BODY.
• YOU CAN ALSO USE A SKIN FREINDLY METHOD:

TOMATOES JUICE, BAKING SODA AND GINGERALE USE A SCRUBBY AND SCRUBB THE PASTE ON LET SIT OF 5 MINUITE.

REPEAT UNTIL SMELL IS GONE.

THIS METHOD IS SAFE TO USE ON DOGS AND CATS THAT HAVE BEEN SPRAYED BY A SKUNK

Ned, Trista, Tasha and Jackson went to Trista's fundraiser the next night smelling like a fresh spring breeze!!!! They had a great night everyhthing went off without a hitch. Trista raised lots of Money For Breast Cancer Research.

***Unfortunately, after being sprayed by the skunk and then almost drowned by a tragic beer spill, I am very sadden to inform you that Aukmed could not be revived.

Auckmed was creamated by Trista that same night.......

.......I guess she didn't want to see him suffer!

Ned has learned the moral of this story. Never play mind games with you wife. you might end up with a skunk in your trailer!!!!

Don't Let This Happen To You!!!!!

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GTA TORONTO TO AREA, BRAMPTON, OAKVILLE, MISSISSAUGA, BURLINGTON

GUELPH, CAMBRIDGE, KITCHENER, WATERLOO 1-855-897-8484 

 

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We Offer Wild Animal Removal Services

for Most of Ontario:

ACTON ALLISTON ANCASTER AURORA AYLMER BADEN BANCROFT BELLEVILLE BLUE MOUNTIANS BOLTON BOWMANVILLE BRADFORD BRAMPTON BRUCE CALEDON EAST CALEDONIA CALLANDER CAMBRIDGE CARDIFF CAYUGA CLEARVIEW COLLINGWOOD CONESTOGO COOKSTOWN CRYSTAL BEACH DORSET DUNDAS DUTTON DWIGHT DUNNVILLE DOURO ELLIOT LAKE ELMIRA ESSEX FENWICK FIF’S BAY FINGAL FORT ERIE FOXBORO FRANKVILLE GANAOQUE GEORGETOWN GLOUCESTER GRAND BEND GRAVENHURST GREY HIGHLANDS GRIMSBY GUELPH HAGERSVILLE HAMILTON HARROW HASTINGS HAVELOCK HUNTSVILLE INGERSOLL INNISFIL JAK LAKE JOCKO POINT KASSHABOG LAKE KAWARTHA LAKES KINGSTON KINGSVILLE KITCHENER LAKE AT PETER LAKEFIELD LAKESHORE LONDON LONG POINT LEAMINGTON MADOC MAPLE MARKHAM MARMORA MARYHILL MEAFORD MINDEN MISSISSAUGA MISSISSAUGA LAKE MOUNT HOPE MOUNT PLEASANT NEWMARKET NIAGARA- ON-THE-LAKE NORTH BAY NORTH YORK NORWOOD OAKVILLE OSHAWA PERTH PELHAM PETERBOROUGH PICKERING PORT BRUCE PORT BURWELL PORT STANLEY PORTLAND REDDITT RICE LAKE RICHMOND HILL RODNEY RIDEAU LAKES SMITHS FALLS SMITHVILLE SPARTA SPRINGFIELD ST JACOBS ST JOSEPH ST THOMAS STAYNER ST CATHERINES STEVENSVILLE STIRLING STONEY CREEK STONY LAKE STOUVILLE STRATHROY STURGEON FALLS THORNHILL THORTON TILBURY TILSONBURG TORONTO TOTTENHAM TRENTON TWEED UNIONVILLE VAUGHAN VERMILION BAY VIRGIL WASAGA BEACH WATERDOWN WATERLOO WELLAND WELLESLEY WHEATLEY and surrounding areas.

***ALTHOUGH WE DO SPECIALISE IN COMPLETE BAT REMOVAL SERVICES WHICH WE HAVE SPENT 25 YEARS PERFECTING.WE HAVE ALSO BEEN REMOVING AND PROOFING FOR RACCOONS , SQUIRRELS, SKUNKS, MICE, RATS, POSSUM, BEES, BIRDS AND PIGEONS FOR JUST AS LONG.

Written By:

Sue Hillard, BRSS Removal Services